var max = 0;
var quotes = Array();
var credit = Array();
	quotes[max] = 'Tommy: "You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years."\nRichard: "I know, they\'re called Doctors"';
	credit[max++] = 'Tommy Boy';
	quotes[max] = 'I\'ve got class.  The school kind anyway.';
	credit[max++] = 'Space Cowboy Abam';
	quotes[max] = 'Just remember: Once you were the strongest fastest sperm.';
	credit[max++] = 'Anonymous';
	quotes[max] = 'Two Step Model for Stress Relief:\n1) Don\'t sweat the small stuff.\n2) It\'s all small stuff.';
	credit[max++] = 'Anonymous';
	quotes[max] = 'We don\'t see things as they are.  We see things as we are.';
	credit[max++] = 'Anais Nin';
	quotes[max] = 'That\'s right, when I was your age, television was called books!';
	credit[max++] = 'The Princess Bride';
	quotes[max] = 'Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.';
	credit[max++] = 'Douglas Adams';
	quotes[max] = 'I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.';
	credit[max++] = 'Margaret Thatcher';
	quotes[max] = 'We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.';
	credit[max++] = 'Robert Wilensky';
	quotes[max] = 'Who am I to blow against the wind?';
	credit[max++] = 'Paul Simon';
	quotes[max] = 'He\'s turned his life around.  He used to be depressed and miserable.  Now he\'s miserable and depressed';
	credit[max++] = 'David Frost';
	quotes[max] = 'A good sermon should be like a woman\'s skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.';
	credit[max++] = 'Ronald Knox';
	quotes[max] = 'Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.';
	credit[max++] = 'Dilbert';
	quotes[max] = 'Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.';
	credit[max++] = 'Mark Twain';
	quotes[max] = 'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.';
	credit[max++] = 'Oprah Winfrey';
	quotes[max] = 'Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.';
	credit[max++] = 'Oscar Wilde';
	quotes[max] = 'I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.';
	credit[max++] = 'Zsa Zsa Gabor';

	/*
	quotes[max] = '';
	credit[max++] = '';
	*/


function getQuote(){
	var n = Math.floor(Math.random() * max);
	document.updateoptions.quote.value = quotes[n];
	document.updateoptions.credit.value = credit[n];
}